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 11:25 | 29/Jun/2008 |
| A Smart Indian | |
| An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on ...
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| 19:39 | 24/Jun/2008 |
| A New Employee | |
| A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.Ol...
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| 13:19 | 9/Jun/2008 |
| A Techie 's Experience | |
| A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded:"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?""No" replied the trainee."It's the Managing Director of the company...
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| 15:25 | 23/May/2008 |
| Modern Saints | |
| Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called " Saints " But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
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| 15:18 | 23/May/2008 |
| Be Sincere | |
| Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many
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| 18:08 | 21/May/2008 |
| Intellegent Girl | |
| A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane whenthe stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard thatflights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellowpassenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly andsaid to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?''Oh, I don't know,...
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| 13:09 | 19/May/2008 |
| Anger Management | |
| Anger management Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" Wife: "I clean the toilet." Husband: "How does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."
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| 16:46 | 6/May/2008 |
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| Intelligent Santa Santa and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Patiala to New Delhi. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game. Santa, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun....
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| 16:43 | 6/May/2008 |
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| Garry Kasporav & Sardarji Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Bhatinda. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.Banta : 'Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who you are?. I can't compete with a world champion'Gary : 'How about if I play left handed ?'Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'O...
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| 16:36 | 6/May/2008 |
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| Mere Haath Mein Kya? Once a sardar asks another sardar...Sardar #1: Tell me what's in my hand? And if you're right, then I will give this button to you.Sardar #2 (Tthinking): No not like this. Give me some sort of clue.Sardar #1: Okay! This thing is round in shape.Sardar #2 (Again thinking): Many things are round in shape. Give me another clue....
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| PAULAMI DAM | 12:26 | 24/May/2008 |
| Friends: (138)
| City: Raiganj
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| ''M''otivater , ''O''nlyone , "T"enderlover , "H"eartest , "E"xceptional , "R"esponsible........ LOVE YOUR MOTHER ? 4wrds dis2ur 10frnds. & ur mother will have a long life.............................
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| beena john | 12:08 | 24/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (426)
| City: Nagpur
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| Power of Positive Talk -Dr. A. P. J. Abd... |
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| I remember my dad teaching me the power of language at a very young age. Not only did my dad understand that specific words affect our mental pictures, but he understood words are a powerful programming factor in lifelong success. One particularly interesting event occurred when I was eight. As a kid, I was always climbing trees, poles, and liter...
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| sukanya trip... | 15:15 | 3/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (24)
| City: Bhubaneshwar
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| Getting Accustomed |
| Jhumpa Lahiri. I fell in love with her writings after I chanced upon her collection of short stories “The Interpreter of Maladies”. Have not read her “The Namesake” though saw the movie. Two great actors of our times,Irfaan Khan and Tabu played their parts wonderfully in that movie. And I got her recently released book “Unaccustomed Earth” as a gif...
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| Tanishka | 15:45 | 14/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (159)
| City: Dehradun
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| YOUR LOVE IS MY happiness |
| What became my sweet life when the distant reality surpassed the intimate fantasy in an act of true love. Only I just remember your kisses to re-flavor as butterflies revolote all over my body. Do not feel again your hands and anxious sleepers if both pleasure and joy I rose to the sky. Still hear your laughter of children such laughter that fascin...
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| lata ojha | 22:41 | 23/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (271)
| City: Kanpur
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| ghunghruon si bajti baarish ki boondein, har oar sajti baarish ki boondein..kahin muskaan adharon pe sajaati,kabhi aansuon ko chhupaati baarish ki boondein...pheeki hariyaali ko chatakh rang deti,pyaase van jeewan ki pyaas bujhaati baarish ki boondein...ye mamta bharaa roop iska par,kaheen baadh se karti vinaash baarish ki boondein...kabhi jeewan...
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| Sonu Katha | 18:25 | 13/Feb/2008 |
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| One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big advice on the door on which it was written: "Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym". In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleague...
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| Juliana Vara... | 14:44 | 18/Aug/2007 |
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| U R Special ! |
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| You Are Special !In the star-studded night sky,You are an individual star.Don't try to be like "others"Be the original that you are!Why do you let your uniqueness make you shy?Remember, every star is important to the sky.In the bouquet of flowers,You are that beautiful red rose…Which soothes everyone's eyes,From which the fragrance flows.Why do f...
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| Rakshita Verma | 16:04 | 26/Jun/2008 |
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| Dreamy Eyes |
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| Déjà vu was not new for Karan. He often dreamt of times that lay ahead. Or should I say his dreams came true. He didn’t know if they were messages from God for people around him or was it a blessing for him. But he often used the phrase; don’t dream too much, what if they come true. Nobody except people very close to him understood this. As a k...
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| Bhavana S | 16:10 | 9/Feb/2008 |
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| So now I am here with my first post in devnagari..that has been typed by me, as u know the last one was sent by someone else..the credit of this work goes to ORKUTconfused?? wat ORKUT has to do with my post…actually I am using the scrap book of ORKUT as it offers an automatic transliteration option in the scrapbook that converts Roman characters to...
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| simi | 16:16 | 20/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (236)
| City: Delhi
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| GR8Gang |
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| Hey u all join me Join me on Gr8Gang http://www.gr8gang.com/gangs/azaljeetsin gh
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| sonu chandla | 16:03 | 28/May/2008 |
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| Talent Trove Inc. (www.talenttrove.com) is building the largest online talent community in the world, making it the preferred destination for people of all ages to showcase their diverse creative abilities. We are looking for talented individuals of all kinds to join our community and get a shot at being discovered. We provide the ideal platform...
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| swati rohatgi | 17:11 | 12/May/2008 |
| Friends: (395)
| City: Delhi
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| Of bikini babes and being a good friend ... |
| Location: Bournemouth, a famous beach south of LondonCharacters: MeDivya, Saurabh and CP: friends from LondonManish and Akansha: husband and wife staying at Bournemouth due to Akansha"sofficial work. Manish is CP"s friend for the past 10 years, they were together in engineering. We all were sitting on the beach surrounded by women and bikinis in va...
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| ratna rajaiah | 17:31 | 14/Jun/2008 |
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| Sheep’s Eyes and Baboon’s Bottoms – Read... |
| “Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.” Desmond Morris“The power to charm the female has been in some instances more important than the power to conquer other males in battle.” Charles Darwin in The Descent of Man.Saturday night.You are single and so willing to mingle that it hurts but you know that tonight’s ...
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| heartbeats4love | 18:49 | 9/Feb/2008 |
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| TRY THIS |
| TRY THIS 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!! Ahah; I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it.
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| manchalla ra... | 19:29 | 5/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (66)
| City: Hyderabad
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| If you don't think everyday is good day,just try missing one. Just because you are miserable doesnot mean you cannot enjoy your life. The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. .
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| Binu Abraham | 08:38 | 22/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (834)
| City: Cochin
| Interests: Reading
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| Marketing Concepts |
| A Professor at one of the IIM'swas explaining marketing concepts to the Students:1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich."Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see agorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her andpointing at you says: "He's very rich."Marry...
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