Everyone Needs Someone

People need people and friends need friends,
And we all need love for a full life depends
Not on vast riches or great acclaim,
Not on success or on worldly fame,

But just in knowing that someone cares
And holds us close in their thoughts and prayers -
For only the knowledge that we're understood
Makes everyday living feel wonderfully good. 

And we rob ourselves of life's greatest need
When we "lock up our hearts" and fail to heed
The outstreched hand reaching to find
A kindred spirit whose heart and mind

Are lonely and longing to somehow share
Our joys and sorrows and to make us aware
That life's completeness and richness depends
On the things we share with our loved ones and friends.

One day a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country so he could have his son see how poor country people were.

They stayed one day and one night in the farmhouse of a very humble farm. On the way back home at the end of the trip the father asked the son, "What did you think of the trip?"

The son replied, "Very nice, Dad."

The father then asked, "Did you noticed how poor they were?"

The son replied, "Yes, I guess so."

The father then added, "And what did you learn?"

To this question, the son thought for a moment and answered slowly, "I learned that we have one dog in the house and they have four. We have a fountain in the garden and they have a stream that has no end.

"We have fancy lanterns in our garden, while they have the stars. Our garden goes to the edge of our yard, but for their back yard they have the entire horizon!"

At the end of the son's reply, the rich father was speechless.

His son then added: "Thanks, Dad, for showing me how poor we really are."

Once upon a time there was an island,
where all the feelings lived together

One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to get drowned.

Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape.

Every feeling boarded the boat. Only 1 feeling was left.

Love got down to  see who it was..

It was EGO..

Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving also the water was rising.

Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was made to love.

At last all the feelings escape and Love dies with ego on the island..
Love Dies because of EGO.

 
The two great friends in you
 
   They Blink together,
 
  They Move together,
 
  They Cry together,
 
  They See things together
 
  They Sleep together
 
  BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER
 
 
How is this Friendship

True Love

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.

Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?

Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.

Guy: Give me a hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.

The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die.

Instead of saying "he's protective" they say...

Men are like..... Coffee.

The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like..... Commercials.

You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like..... Computers.

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like..... Coolers.

Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like..... Copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like..... Bananas.

The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like..... Bank Accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.

Men are like..... Bike helmets.

Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like..... Snowstorms.

You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

Men are like..... Used Cars.

Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like..... Vacations.

They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like..... Government bonds.

They take so long to mature.

Men are like..... High heels.

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like..... Horoscopes.

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like..... Weather.

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Men are like..... Blenders.

You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like..... Cement.

After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.

Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like..... Curling irons.

They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.

If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like..... Lava lamps.

Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like..... Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like..... Mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like..... Noodles.

They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like..... Plungers.

They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like..... Placemats.

They only show up when there's food on the table.

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

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Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji.

Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their
lunch together One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box. He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tommorow, I will jump from the 20th floor and die".

Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says If I find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die"

Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says"Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tommorow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor"

Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies. Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's widow says "I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"
The Bengali's widow says "I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"

The sardarji's widow says "I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch!

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says

This is All India Radio!

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: IAM FALLING IN LOVE.

The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.

US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.

A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..

Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?

Sardar: 19th january.

Interviewer: which year?

Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their 'tourist' garb.  
They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a bikini
came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.  
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then she passed on by.  
They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?  
So the next day, they went back to the store
and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.  
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different colored bikini, taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them.  
Again she nodded at each of them, said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,'
and started to walk away.  
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'  
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'  
She replied,

'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'