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Funny Tongue Twisters
When a Doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring want to doctor the other doctor, or does the doctor doing the doctoring, because the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored, or does the doctor being doctored want to doctor him?
Mr. Inside saw Mr. Outside outside,
and Mr. Outside saw Mr. Inside inside
Mr. Inside invited Mr. Outside inside
and Mr. Outside invited Mr. Inside outside
Mr. Inside went outside,
and Mr. Outside went inside.
Who's inside and who's outside?
She sells sea shells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
When model makes a model that models a model, what model models the model that modeled the model's model?
Mr. Shott and Mr. Nott agreed to fight a duel. Nott was shot and Shott was not, so it is better to be Shott than Nott. Shott shot the shot that shot Nott. If the shot that Shott shot which shot Nott had shot Shott and not Nott, Shott instead of Nott would have been shot and Nott would not.
Betty bought some butter but the butter was bitter. Betty bought another butter to make the bitter butter better, but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter.
I have a can opener that can open any can that a can opener can open, if this can opener cannot open a can that a can opener can open, I will give you a can opener free!
I saw a saw down in Arkansas that could saw more than any saw I ever saw. If you see a saw that can saw more than the saw I saw down in Arkansas, show me the saw that you saw that can saw more than the saw I saw down in Arkansas.
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